There's PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA!
Let's test your luck in love!...
---> click on anything that feels right in this fortune parlor
----> Remember, love finds you
when you're not looking
Look! Someone left you a box of chocolates...why don't you open it<3
perhaps today is the day
you meet...the one???
TRY YOUR LUCK!
FATE?? SOULMATES??
--> click to see
ATTENTION!!
maybe... just maybe...
there are some clues to help you
LISTEN... perhaps not everything is a dead end
aren't your options great?
hi! Why don't you smile more?
no one likes me :(((
Oh is that Nirvana on
your T-shirt?
Name five songs.
UHHH... how do you do the dishes again? Is it normal to not do laundry for 3 months?
I don't even belong here.
oh my.. what's this?
THIS or THAT?

Love is like the weather, it can be
hot or cold...
OH MY! DON'T CRY
Fortune favors the bold...
give the dice a roll :)
Why, doesn't this look nice?
Take your pick...
Hmmm... maybe love isn't all that.
to all the star-crossed lovers...
True love cannot be found where it does not exist
will the truth be
revealed??
Take your pick...

Now... what is this all about?
Take your pick...
In honor of my (almost) 20th anniversary single,

I decided to make a virtual *fortune parlor* to let everyone else know that their love life is also hopeless!

(Just kidding...)

Perhaps, maybe, just maybe, this is a critique of the gimicky ways in which love is advertised in our world. Chance, fate, luck, soulmates, maybe they exist, maybe they don't. Maybe it's not that big of a deal? (maybe...just maybe...)

PS. there is a solution to this "game" so don't give up just yet after reading this cheesy message.