perhaps today is the day
you meet...the one???
give the dice a roll :)
Fortune favors the bold...
Look! Someone left you a box of chocolates...why don't you open it<3

ATTENTION!!
Let's test your luck in love!...
---> click on anything that feels right in this fortune parlor
----> Remember, love finds you
when you're not looking
THIS or THAT?
TRY YOUR LUCK!
OH MY! DON'T CRY
FATE?? SOULMATES??
--> click to see
Love is like the weather, it can be
hot or cold...
will the truth be
revealed??
maybe... just maybe...
there are some clues to help you
True love cannot be found where it does not exist
Take your pick...
Take your pick...
Take your pick...
There's PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA!
Hmmm... maybe love isn't all that.
aren't your options great?
Oh is that Nirvana on
your T-shirt?
Name five songs.
I don't even belong here.
no one likes me :(((
Why, doesn't this look nice?
hi! Why don't you smile more?
UHHH... how do you do the dishes again? Is it normal to not do laundry for 3 months?
to all the star-crossed lovers...
LISTEN... perhaps not everything is a dead end

Now... what is this all about?
oh my.. what's this?
In honor of my (almost) 20th anniversary single,

I decided to make a virtual *fortune parlor* to let everyone else know that their love life is also hopeless!

(Just kidding...)

Perhaps, maybe, just maybe, this is a critique of the gimicky ways in which love is advertised in our world. Chance, fate, luck, soulmates, maybe they exist, maybe they don't. Maybe it's not that big of a deal? (maybe...just maybe...)

PS. there is a solution to this "game" so don't give up just yet after reading this cheesy message.